Monday, May 27, 2013

Little Heroes


His real name is Tom Mayflower, but he is better known as "The Escapist". He is a superhero extraordinaire with an enhanced ability for escapology. His main nemesis is a mysterious criminal network known as "The Iron Chain". All in all, "The Escapist" is a great read. But an even better read is "The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay", the story about the creators of "The Escapist". Too often are the heroic efforts of writers and illustrators overshadowed by the fictional heavyweights they create, which is why today I want to write about them: the heroes behind our heroes, the Kavaliers and Clays of the world. And what better place to start than with Kavalier and Clay themselves?   

Josef Kavalier is a hungarian jew who just barely escaped the iron clutches of the holocaust and Sam Clay is a closeted homosexual, soul-searching in the middle of the twentieth century. Together, this odd duo of heroes fight the genocidal Nazi threat through the only way they know how: through fiction. During the Second World War, the storyline for "The Escapist" takes a turn and joins the Allied struggle against the Axis Powers, beating Nazis on a weekly basis for the kids to read. In their own humble way, Kavalier and Clay fight for liberal democracy, for justice. They send a message, make a statement. It might seem odd to think that one can fight the Nazi regime by publishing comic books, cute even. But I, for one, believe that fiction has a stronger, more subtle impact than people give it credit for. Didn't Pablo Picasso once say that art is a weapon? Why then wouldn't popular art be more so?  
In any case, we all know what happened in the end with regards to the Nazi threat. Western democracy's triumphant victory over totalitarianism and eugenics. The plight of the individual is heard, somewhat. Hooray for us. But the fight is far from over, heroes are still needed. Heroes that can stand up not just for democratic nations but for those who even within these nations are often in need of being saved.  In the 1960s we witness the civil rights movement, the breaking point that would give birth to the binary cultural war that is America today. Since then, and despite the heavy-handed censorship of the cold war era with its hollywood blacklists and whatnot, geek culture has chipped in forming part of a broad, exciting media revolution that seeks greater notoriety for the little guys: the jews, the gays, african americans, women, citizens of the developing world and so on. 
Don't take for granted that Star Trek broadcasted American television's first scripted interracial kiss. The creators of Star Trek started with a civil rights agenda, refusing to produce the show if not with a racially diverse cast. Don't take for granted that classic, mind-shattering moment in the history of gaming when intergalactic bounty hunter Samus Aran removes her helmet and reveals her gender. Or X-Men's "Northstar" marrying another man, giving us the first gay marriage in American comic book history. And now even Spider-man is of african and hispanic heritage ("blacktino" for the politically incorrect). These fictional milestones mean something, I think. The United States had black superheroes long before it had a black president. Maybe there's something there, maybe not. But at least we can say that pop culture is more inclusive than ever, and it may not seem like much today but at the time it was a tough jump to make. And all so we could be superheroes too. People like me. I thank these awesome, progressive geeks of yesteryear. These little heroes of ours. 

Thursday, May 9, 2013

There But Not Back Again: An Unexpected Journey to Mars


And there I was, in limbo. It was god awful, I tell you. Suffice it to say, it was a teacher's meeting like any other (indeed, your hero Citizen Tex is a high school professor at the moment). There I was, looking at the blank ceiling in teacher's limbo, pondering escape a million different ways over. Boy, that would be nice. And to never have to sit through another meeting again. My, oh my. "I could go to Mars", I thought. I didn't really mean it though, it was one of those empty promises you make to yourself when confronted with levels of boredom that no honest man should ever have to face. To go to Mars and not come back, the one-way ticket to outer space, that one adventure not even Bilbo Baggins has taken.

I will elaborate further in case you're wondering why this peculiar thought happened to cross my mind. Indeed, the future is among us, the colonization of Mars to be precise. It's the latest craze. A number of initiatives to begin settlement on Mars have emerged in Western Europe and North America . What's more is that these proposed settlements are coming from big spenders who are already looking to complete the necessary investment from a wide array of sources, from engineering companies to software producers to reality TV. The catch, of course, is that there's no turning back. You join the settlement for good.This is why the recent wave of mars settlement proposals have been collectively labeled "Mars to Stay" missions.

More recently, a Dutch entrepreneur of the name Bas Lansdorp has started "Mars One", a private spaceflight mission to Mars that calls for volunteers from around the world to apply online and hopefully join the ranks of 24-40 lucky global citizens to land on the red planet by 2023. If you don't believe me take a look yourself:   http://applicants.mars-one.com/. Up to now there have been around 80,000 applicants and initial screenings will take place in late 2013. This very year! I could be one of them! You could be one of them. But would you?

Who are these people, these brave, peculiar souls who have decided to leave their lives behind and fly away to the big empty? Forever is a long time. Forever without ever touching grass again, or gazing upon a bright blue, cloudless Sunday sky, or dipping your feet into the Pacific Ocean at the coast of Puerto Escondido. I don't know, maybe I tend to romanticize Earth, it is my hometown after all. Maybe I wouldn't leave all that much behind after all: my modest-paying job as a high school professor, my urban hipster/geek thrills, my casual LGBT dating, my pet goldfish. Maybe it wouldn't be such a big deal to give it all up for something beautiful, something important.

Ten years from now I'll be 34, Jesus was 33 when he was hung on a cross. Okay, maybe it's not the best example, but what if ten years from now I haven't really accomplished anything? I don't know, maybe these 80,000 applicants aren't so crazy after all. Maybe leaving the Earth forever is the only sane thing a person could do. To escape the monthly, rabid North Korean threats and the one-hour traffic on the way to work and the incompetent service by your cell phone provider and the grim newspapers detailing the mass beheadings in the less-traveled corners of northern Mexico, the list goes on. I don't know.

All I know is that I want this teachers meeting to end so I can get back to work and go back home to watch Stanely Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey" on blu-ray. Maybe for the sake of blu-ray I should stay. I definitely shouldn't leave without watching the entire extended version of Lord of the Rings on Blu-Ray. Or without seeing the Great Wall of China or The Pyramids of Giza. Maybe I should stick around for a while. You know, give Earth a chance. Fall in love, travel Asia, work in New York City for a couple of years. Yeah, that sounds all right. I guess Mars will have to wait.



Wednesday, May 1, 2013

The Underdog


Welcome to "The Amazing Adventures of Citizen Tex: Free-spirited Underdog Vs Everyday Life"! What will you be able to read here, you ask? Well let me tell you that the enjoyment of this blog is twofold. For one I will be writing of the happenings in my life (the ones worth writing about, of course), the urban adventures of my mid-twenties in the big city in the sky, the twists and turns regarding work, education, dating, family, friends, finding meaning in life, you know, getting by in general. And on the other side I'd also like to write, as much as my overpriced liberal arts degree and upper middle class upbringing will allow, about 21st century affairs in general, culture, politics, cinema, social change, the Internet and so forth. I'd like to promise upfront that I will do my best to keep you entertained, hopefully I will be able to provide the witty writing, refreshing insight and agreeable tone I have in mind at the time of this writing. Of course I'm perfectly aware I'm just your average Joe, but then again who isn't? So give this underdog and his blog a chance and come back for new and exciting posts, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder how we ever lived without "The Amazing Adventures of Citizen Tex". Cheers, citizens of cyberspace. I'll see you around.